I love New York City with a passion, but as happens in any love affair, there are times when I cannot stand the place and wonder why I continue to live in this maddening city with its myriad aggravations. Just the other day, I had occasion to visit friends in a nice clean suburban place that had nice broad roads on which everybody drove nicely, and nice orderly supermarkets with nice wide aisles and nice ample parking. How nice it would be to live here, I thought, stretching out in a nice big room that looked out over a nice empty street. By the end of the day I had had my fill of niceness and was ready to embrace my beloved, mad, messy, noisy, crazily chaotic New York all over again.